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A relatively easy recipe for intermediate cooks. Can be served as a dessert.
Ingredients
- 2 cups Flour
- 1 stick of Butter
- Handful of Shenanigans
- 4 zapped House Flies (wings intact)
- 1 cup of Jesus Fury
- 1 Basket of Blueberries
- 1/2 cup Powdered Sugar
- At least 2 Sins (preferably your own)
- 2 cups Water (turned into wine, red prefered)
- 1/4 cup Canola Oil
- 1 Kitten (you know what to do)
- 1 two dollar bill
- 1 tsp of Baking Powder
- At least 1 heaping teaspoon of Disapproval of a Loved One. This can usually be found almost anywhere called "Home"
- 1 cup Chocolate Chips
- 1 Prostitute (frozen)
- 1/4 cup Fools Gold (in powder form)
- A Clown (frozen)
- Mouth of Mime
- Sugar and Spice with pinch of Rejection (look in spice aisle)
Instructions
- Preheat Inferno to 350 degrees
- Butter baking dish of your choice
- Remove both frozen clown and prostitute from freezer. Allow to thaw until use
- Place Flour, Sifted Jesus Fury, Shenanigans and Powdered Sugar into a large mixing bowl. Mix with spatula for at least 2 minutes of until it is thoroughly mixed
- Slowly add in Baking Soda and Disapproval
- Beat on high for 1 minute--add in Butter, Blueberries and Kitten
- After it is thoroughly mixed, let it sit for 20 minutes in the refrigerator
- Kneed together Sins and Mouth of Mime. This should thicken to a dark paste
- Place paste in mixer, add Water (only add after it has been turned to wine and had settled)
- 1/4 cup of Canola Oil and Fools Gold for shimmer
- Reduce mixing speed, add Chocolate Chips
- If Prostitute and Clown are thoroughly thawed, put them in a large pot of water to boil on the stove
- When it comes to a rapid boil, reduce heat and add in the Two Dollar Bill
- Stir
- While over a medium heat add Sugar, Spice and a pinch of Rejection
- This should turn into a thick viscous frosting. After you have let the frosting heat up for 30 mins, set it aside and allow to cool
- Remove first mixture from freezer and add in second mixture
- Place in pan, bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 45 minutes or until golden brown
- Remove and allow to cool.
- Frost and then garnish the top with the Zapped Flies (wings intact)
- Serve cold, and with bad intentions
Enjoy!
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